The Rules.

1. Have a cheeseburger every Sunday.

2. Sunday is:
a. the 7th day of the week
b. a day of rest
c. Funday
d. a holiday
e. all of the above

3. A cheeseburger is a cheeseburger
a. You are not limited to beef, turkey, or veggie varieties, choose with your hearts delight.
b. Not all cheeseburgers are created equal.

4. No whining, excuses, or complaints. Eat like a champion. No one's forcing you to eat this delicious American institution.